It was announced today that Lindsey, The Genuine Retard, will be leaving the company next week. Although it pains me to think such a great writing subject will no longer be working with me, I'm anticipating all of the new manager prospects and how much more retarded they might be!
For the record, this will be our fourth manager since February.
I love my job.
About Me
- Innocent Bystander
- New Jersey, United States
- Retail sucks unless you know how to handle it. I like to find humor in every situation. These are my stories from the nuthouse.
1 comment:
Congratulations! Your work might be dirty, but someone's gotta keep the managerial employee pool honest. Maybe she'll go on to do bigger and better things like become an editor for "Seventeen" magazine...
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