A security guard came into the store today to tell me about a missing child in the mall. His exact description was, "A hispanic boy wearing a black hoodie. He's 3 years old and 4 feet tall."
4 feet tall??!! Did the Guinness Book of World Records send out a nationwide search party for this missing marvel? Or have the parents just not looked at their child recently?
Either way, I kind of hoped the kid would wander into my store, just so I could see what a "4 foot tall" 3 year old looked like.
I love my job.
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Holy Crap! I want pictures! We need to scan the mall security footage to prove the existance of this child! It's like bigfoot!
-Morgan
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